Funny quotations from the writings of schoolchildren
1. The tractor raced across the field, slightly smelling.
2. In the summer we with the boys went on a camping trip with an overnight stay, and we took with ourselves only what we needed: a potato, a tent and Maria Ivanovna.
3. M. Yu. Lermontov died in the Caucasus, but he did not love him therefore!
4. Plyushkin piled a whole heap in his corner and put it there every day.
5. Lensky went to a duel in his trousers. They parted and a shot rang out.
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6. Dantes did not cost the eaten egg of Pushkin.
7. Two horses moved into the courtyard. These were the sons of Taras Bulba.
8. Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over the bed.
9. Gerasim put a saucer on the floor, and began to poke a muzzle into it.
10. Onegin was hard inside, and he came to Tatiana to relieve himself.
11. Lermontov was born to his grandmother in the village, when his parents lived
12. Chatsky came out through the anus and pushed the door with a stick.
13. Gerasim poured the Mummy.
14. Poor Lisa tore flowers and fed her mother.
15. Khlestakov sat in the britzka and shouted: “Drive, my dear fellow, to the airport!”
16. Chatsky’s father died in his childhood.
17. Pierre was a man of the world and therefore peed with perfume.
18. Under the old age, he was bedridden with cancer.
19. Suddenly Herman heard the creaking of the spring. It was the old princess.
20. Kabaniha groped for Katerina soft place and every day pressed on him.
21. The Rostovs had three daughters: Natasha, Sonia and Nikola.
22. Taras mounted his horse. The horse bent, and then laughed.
23. Tatyana’s soul is full of love and will not wait, as if to pass it on to someone.
24. There was a regiment of French and Kutuzov.
25. Onegin was a rich man: he sat in the toilet in the morning, and then went to the circus.
26. Peter the First jumped off the pedestal and ran after Eugene, loudly clattering
27. Gogol’s nose is filled with the deepest content.
28. Gluhasim Gerasim disliked gossip and spoke only the truth.
29. Turgenev is not satisfied with either fathers or children.
30. Girls like Olga have already bothered Onegin for a long time, and Pushkin too.
31. I met with Mikhail Yurievich Lermontov in the kindergarten.
32. Gerasim ate for four, but worked alone.
33. Pechorin kidnapped Bela in a fit of feelings and wanted through her love to approach the people. But he did not succeed. He failed to do this and with Maxim Maximich.
34. Chichikov has many positive features: he is always shaved and smells.
35. Pugachev helped Grinev not only in his work, but also in his love for Masha.
36. Silky, blond locks broke out from under her lace apron.
37. The sons came to Taras and began to get acquainted with him.
38. Famusov condemns his daughter for the fact that Sophia since the morning and already with a man.
39. Thus, Pechorin took possession of Bela, and Kazbich – Carasez.
40. Natasha was a truly Russian nature, very fond of nature and often went to the yard.
41. Gerasim threw Tatiana and contacted Mum.
42. Grushnitsky carefully aimed at the forehead, the bullet scraped the knee.
43. Poets of the XIX century were light-minded people: they were often killed in duels.
44. Here he first learned the spoken Russian speech from the nurse Arina Rodionovna.
45. The first successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love were bad – he immediately married.
46. As a result, Tikhon grew up not a man, but a real sheep.
47. Kirsanov was sitting in the bushes, but he saw everything that was not necessary.
48. At first Tatiana loved Onegin fervently, but he did not see it in his eyes. But when she froze, Eugene decided to start everything again. It was late.
49. The chairman so took milkmaids for a living, that the milk yield immediately increased.
50. When I read Gorky’s novel “Mother”, I myself wanted to become a mother.
51. On the field groans of the wounded and the dead were heard.
52. There was an unusual aroma in the forest, and I also stopped to stand up.
53. It’s not easy to fly on crutches, but he learned.
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