“Zazi in the Metro” Keno in brief summary
In effect, he disappeared. Aristotle
At the station, Gabrielle meets her niece Zazi, whom he agreed to look out for at the weekend. In the subway, where the girl so much wanted to get into, is a strike, and they have to go home by taxi. Carries their friend Gabriel – Charles. Before they go home, they dine at the cafe “Pogrebok” near Turandot and Mado Knock-Crumb, located in the same house. After supper Gabriel and his wife Marcelina lay Zazi to sleep, and Gabrielle leaves, almost forgetting her lipstick.
In the morning, taking advantage of the fact that the naive hosts left the key in the keyhole, Zazi immediately escapes into the street. Her notices Turandot, coming out of the door of the cellar, and chasing her. As soon as he overtakes the girl, she arranges a hysterics, convinces the crowd gathered at her screams that Turandot is a pedophile, and slowly slips away. Left alone, Zazi again tries to get on the subway, but the strike continues, and the
After lunch in the cafe, Zazi tries to run away with the blues, but after running he discovers Khmyry, who, as if nothing had happened, walks beside him. Khmyry immediately accuses the girl of stealing gapers before the crowd, and takes her home.
At home Zazi happily tells Gabriel that he is a disguised policeman, and he wants to talk to him. Khmyri denies his belonging to the guards of order and tells his uncle that he is a merchant from a flea market and that Zazi stole his bluesjunza from him. After that, Khmyrov accuses Gabriel of organizing child prostitution. Gabrielle admits that she works as a dancer in a night bar for homosexuals. When Khmyri begins to pester Marceline, Gabrielle does not
Gabrielle descends to the “Cellar” for Charles, who must take Zazi to the Eiffel Tower, and there is already sitting Hmyr. In frustrated feelings, Gabrielle and Charles leave.
Mado carries lunch across the road to the cobbler Podshaffe. Complains to him that Charles constantly digs into marriage announcements and does not want to notice her feelings for him. “Fast forward, right there,” on the steps of the castle, on the steps of the castle, “you know how the song is sung?” she says, and adds: “I should invite him to dinner sometime, do you think he will go?”, and then he returns to the Cellar. Hmyr comes from Turandot, tries to start a conversation with Podshaffe, they quarrel.
Charles takes Gabriel and Zazi to the Eiffel Tower. On the road, Zazi is trying to figure out what “homosualism” is.
Gabrielle, Charles and Zazi admire the panorama of Paris from the Eiffel Tower. Gabrielle states that his head is spinning from a height and runs off to wait for friends downstairs. A few minutes later Charles descends, escapes to his taxi and leaves. Gabrielle plunges into reflections and aloud utters a monologue about the frailty of existence. During the monologue around him tourists gather, who took him for the second guide of their group. Then appears Fedor Balanovich and begins to collect his group of tourists on the bus for a trip to Saint-Chapelle. Tourists refuse to go without their new idol, and Gabrielle and Zazi join the tour. The girl is against traveling with “these mattresses” and after the bus gets into the cork, the characters run away.
Zazi continues torturing, pinching and even hitting Gabriel on the ankle, trying to figure out what “homosualist” means. For Gabriel comes the casual spectator of what is happening – the widow of A’Votya. Suddenly there is a taxi full of tourists, who miraculously caught up with Gabriel. Uncle pushed into a taxi, Zazi remains with the widow on the bench. The scream of the widow is approached by the police officer Khvatzadzad. They decide to go to Saint-Charpel, to rescue the “stolen” uncle. After several unsuccessful attempts to stop the passing cars, Khvazazadu is lucky, and the three of them get into the car that goes to Saint-Charpel. On the way, they crash into the bus of Fedor Balanovich.
On the terrace of the cafe “Two palaces” they find Gabriel, who continues to read sermons to tourists and at the end of his speech invites them to his bar for homosexuals – to look at his number. Khvatsazad and A’votya disappear for lack of corpus delicti. They agree to meet later in the beer “Spheroid”, after Khvatzazad disguises himself as a civilian. A’votya is already in love with him.
Balanovich and Gabriel decide to turn the gamble – instead of a smart restaurant planned by the tourist company, to lead tourists to dinner in the pub on Turbigo Boulevard, and the remaining money to divide. During the dinner in the pub they are joined by a widow with a policeman – coincidentally Khvatzadz arranged a meeting with the widow in the restaurant where the tourists, Gabrielle, Zazi and Balanovich came.
Gabrielle is calling Mado Nochke-Crumb by phone and asks Marcelina to tell her to come to the show. Mado and Charles decided to get married a few minutes before that. “For your henceforth legitimate fuck,” proclaims Turandot toast. Gabrielle invites everyone to her bar “The Old Pawnshop”.
Podshaffe, Madeleine, Turandot, Charles and the parrot Zelenunda are loaded into the car and go to the “Old Pawnshop”. At the entrance they are met by a doorman who is genuinely amazed “Bird, what, too, from these?”
At this time, Marcelina, Gabriel’s wife, wakes up from the rustling and gnashing coming from the front door. Hmyr enters, who tells her that he fell in love with her in the morning and expects her immediate reciprocity. It turns out that Khmyr and Khvatzadzad are one person. Khmyrev admits that he has many names, and he likes to change clothes and play different roles. At the moment when he distracted Marcelin runs through the window.
Khvatzazad again disguises himself as a policeman and goes to watch the heroes at the exit from the “Old Pawnshop”. Enthusiastic tourists take away Balanovich, Charles and Madeleine go home. Gabrielle, Zazi, Podshaffe, Turandot, A’Votya’s widow and Hvatzazad, who joined them imperceptibly, go to the cafe. Podshaffe finds out in Khvatzazadeh Khmyry. The company screams for the police, who accuse those gathered in the Lunar Galdeburg, a sleepy rubbish and a midnight snap. A little later, a second patrol with a van arrives and takes the first patrol and Khmyrev, disguised as a policeman.
The remaining heroes go to the cafe. A’votya quarrels with Turandot, they exchange slaps. The bouncers from the cafes throw out Turandota, upon their return, Gabrielle gets up and pushes the bouncers headlong. To the brawl joins all the staff of the cafe and even some of the most rabid visitors.
After drinking coffee, friends discover that a group of armed people are moving toward the cafe. In their leader, the widow is recognized by Khvazazad and tries to join the attackers, she is immediately cut off by the automatic turn. Khvatzad crosses her body and enters the cafe. This time he is represented by Harun Al Rashid and proclaims himself the ruler of this world and the surrounding territories. Friends run through the freight elevator, sewage and, finally, find themselves in a deserted and dark metro.
Jeanne Siskivroz, Zizi’s mother, wakes up at the hotel, gives herself the promise not to run after “this hachel” who snores, lying on the bed and runs to meet Zazi at the station. Marcel brings the girl and runs off with the words “we here a little pokorolesili.” Jeanne asks Zazi about how she spent the weekend. “I’ve grown old,” she replies.
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