Summary of “Kangaroo”


The hero of the story turned to his drinking companion, so that Kolya started everything in order, but it is not clear to him. what is the order in this ridiculous history. Somehow. in 1949. the hero had a phone call. Kidalla, a lieutenant colonel of state security, threatened to summon a certain citizen Tede (this hero had the latest blatnaya nickname). Citizen Tade set the table for two people, not expecting anything good, I thought how many asterisks would be added to the brandy on his bottle for his return, looked at the schoolgirl through the window, hoped with her to drink this bottle, took the bug from the wall. threw this creature under the door of Zoyka – neighbor and went to the Lubyanka. He greeted Tade Kidalu, who once dismissed Tade, but promised that he would save that for a very important matter. By the anniversary of the First Cause, they decided to make the bodies an indicative process. Kidallah suggested that Tade, he was accused of this process, one of ten cases,

to choose from. All these cases have a fantastic design and content. for Tade it is not surprising. He stopped on business. in which brutally raped and killed the oldest kangaroo on the night of July 14, 1789, on January 9, 1905. It happened in the Moscow Zoo.

Tade was placed in a comfortable cell, he had to compose the scenario of the process according to the Stanislavsky system. The chamber has fresh air, flowers, pictures with pictures that reflect the historical party struggle and the Soviet power. “The Childhood of Plekhanov and Stakhanov”, “Radishchev Goes from Leningrad to Stalingrad” “Mom Misha Botvinnik at a gynecological reception” – these are just a few of the many photographs and signatures. Tade phoned the schoolgirl that he saw from the window when he was at home. but I got to Cidalla. Then he screamed indignantly that this was a business phone, and it was necessary to wake up long ago, enough for him to play the fool. because he is talking to the counterintelligence officer.

It turned out that the lieutenant-colonel saw Tede’s “hideous

gripe” on his screen. After the toilet. After breakfast, a professor of biology came. that would advise on the issue of marsupials. Kidalla watched what they do in the camera on the monitor, sometimes rudely intervened. Pursuing a whole month with the professor, Tede knew everything about kangaroos. Kidalla put a lot of pods into the camera. they were all professions. The professor, who was a sex maniac, supplied particularly valuable information. Tade and the professor parted friends.
To better understand the challenges ahead, Tade has succeeded. that would have been in the cell and Valery Chkalovich Katser, who invented the inventor of a Chekist computer, capable of modeling fantastic crimes against the Soviet system.

Conversations with visitors to his camera led Tade. negotiations with Kidalla, heard and seen at the same time – all this consisted of pieces of phrases and slogans of Soviet reality. The process itself became a fantasmagoria, representatives of fraternal Communist parties and affiliated MGBs, generals, writers, violinists appeared in it. Led by Stalin, the Politburo, pioneers and collective farmers with sickles. The life of the state machine, which had the main part – the organs of internal affairs, despite the fantasy, is highly recognizable.

At the trial, Tade was held under the new nickname Khariton Ustinych York. He himself called himself the following nickname: Fan Fanich. On the verdict defendant X. u. York received the highest penalty. but in reality twenty-five years. Fan Fanych described the camp as if it were a nightmare, the time and place of action changed instantly, and a lot of characters were involved from Stalin. Rehabilitated, after six years. he returned to Moscow.

Neighbor Zoyka in the apartment gas mask poisoned the army of bedbugs. Fan Fanych’s room was waiting for a cognac, which had aged six years. Sparrows, flew into the window, which was once opened and the nest of the nest, bred numerous offspring. Fan Fanych saw a girl in the window – this is the same schoolgirl. which he admired six years ago. Calling the girl Ira, he uncorked her a bottle, which still waited for her time. Soon Ira left. Fan Fanych went to the Lubyanka, where he was informed that a certain citizen Kidalla had never worked in the organs, that Fan Fanich did not rape kangaroos, but arrested him on charges of attempting an assassination attempt against Kaganovich and Beria. Fan Fanich, respected the “deaf unconscious” and conveyed regards to Kidalla and left the building on the Lubyanka. Two days later Ira came to him again, they made love for several weeks.

Fan Fanich visited the zoo and in the enclosure saw the kangaroo Gemma, who was born in 1950. it was the daughter of the one who was killed in the scenario of the show trial. Fan Fanych called inyurcollegia – it turned out that a millionaire from Australia bequeathed his inheritance to someone who agrees to rape and brutally kill a kangaroo, because the kangaroo was making devastating raids on the fields of a millionaire. Fan Fanych refuses, explained. that he was condemned absolutely not on this charge, but he was explained. that the country needs a currency and it must accept this inheritance. After deducting interest and taxes, Fan Fanych received two thousand seven hundred one rubles in his hands. All this was in the certificates shop “Birch”. He asked his interlocutor if it was necessary to threaten sixty million people, that would open this store, in which they sell rubbish.

Fan Fanich promised Kolya that he would buy a fur coat and jeans for his wife Vlada Yuryevna. He said. what. soon Ira will come from Crimea, and by her arrival it is necessary to take out all empty bottles, and offered the last toast – for Freedom.


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Summary of “Kangaroo”